So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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