even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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