guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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