I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
