The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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