Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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