he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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