my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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