I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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