he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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