Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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