why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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