for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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