Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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