one two three fourrrrnication!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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