So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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