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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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