dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...