Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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