Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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