I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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