You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
