i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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