On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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