sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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