all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Two words: nipple clamps
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