I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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