Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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