have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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