"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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