When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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