Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you had me at cake vodka
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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