gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You can't motorboat a personality
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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