Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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