Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
All I want is dick and wine.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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