she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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