On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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