Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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