I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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