So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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