i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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