i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
