hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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