smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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