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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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