Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
