How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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