i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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