ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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