She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We have started to decorate penises.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Randomize
