i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
