if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
