the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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