I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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