hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Green mimosas i think yes
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I lost the right to judge tonight
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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